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Court case....

Người đăng: Unknown on Chủ Nhật, 17 tháng 2, 2013


One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman."


Much to their surprise, the young lady overheard their remark, turned around, and replied, "I'll take you up on that offer."

She had a neat appearance and a pleasant voice, so after bidding his companion good night, the man accompanied the young lady to her apartment.

The following morning, as he prepared to leave, the man gave her $125. She demanded the rest of the money, stating, "If you don't give me the other $125 I'll sue you for it."


He laughed, saying "I'd like to see you get it on these grounds."

Within a few days, he was surprised when he received a summons ordering his presence in court as a defendant in a lawsuit. He hurried to his lawyer and explained the details of the case.

His lawyer said, "She can't possibly get a judgment against you on such grounds, but it will be interesting to see how her case will be presented."


After the usual preliminaries, the lady's Lawyer addressed the court as follows:

"Your honor, my client, this lady, is the owner of a piece of property, a garden spot, surrounded by a profuse growth of shrubbery, which property she agreed to rent to the defendant for a specified length of time for the sum of $250. The defendant took possession of the property, used it extensively for the purposes for which it was rented, but upon evacuating the premises, he paid only $125, one-half of the amount agreed upon. The rent was not excessive, since it is restricted property, and we ask judgment be granted against the defendant to assure payment of the balance."


The defendant's Lawyer was not only surprised but also impressed AND amused by the way his opponent had presented the case. Naturally, his defense was somewhat different from the way he originally planned to present it. He rose to the occasion!


'Your honor," he said, "my client agrees that the lady has a fine piece of property, that he did rent such property for a time, and a degree of pleasure was derived from the transaction. However, my client found a well on the property around which he placed his own stones, sunk a shaft, and erected a pump, all labor performed personally by him. We claim these improvements to the property were sufficient to offset the unpaid amount, and that the plaintiff was adequately compensated for the rental of said property. We, therefore, ask that judgment not be granted."


The young lady's lawyer answered, "Your honor, my client agrees that the defendant did find a well on her property. However, had the defendant not known that the well existed, he would never have rented the property. Also, upon evacuating the premises, the defendant removed the stones, pulled out the shaft, and took the pump with him. In doing so, he not only dragged the equipment through the shrubbery, but left the hole much larger than it was prior to his occupancy, making the property much less desirable to others. We, therefore, ask that judgment be granted."


In the Judge's decision, he provided for two options: "Pay the balance $125 to the plaintiff, or have the equipment detached from its current location and provide it to the plaintiff for damages."


The defendant wrote out a check immediately.
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Boyfriends named Leroy

Người đăng: Unknown

Three ladies all have separate boyfriends named Leroy.

One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy."

The other two ladies agree.

The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!"

The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives.

Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week."

Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives.

The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels."

The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor!"

The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy!"
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Three pregnant women

Người đăng: Unknown

Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy."

The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, "OK, how do you know you're going to have a boy?"

"Well, when the child was conceived," says the first women, "I was on top. So I'm going to have a boy."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl."

"OK," says the first one, "how do you know you're going to have a girl?"

"Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So I'm going to have a girl."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks down into horrible sobbing?

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" the first two women ask with concern.

The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to only say one thing.... "I'm going to have a puppy!"
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Foul mouthed parrot

Người đăng: Unknown

A rather large lady had saved her money for a long time to be able to afford a cruise on a ship to the Bahama's.

When she gets settled in her cabin she goes to the dining room for her first meal on board, and is invited to sit at the Captain's table.

As she is seated at the table a mimmicking voice behind her loudly squawks, "Aawwk, Lady! How's your hole?"

Totally embarrassed, she turns to see a parrot on his perch behind her. She says to the steward, "Will you "Please" get rid of that foul mouthed beast?"

The steward replies, "I can't madam, that is the Captains parrot, which he dearly loves."

As the meal progresses to its end the bird continues to harrass the lady with his loud squawks, "Aawwk, Lady! How's your hole?"

The embarrassed woman finally retires to her cabin and goes into a restless sleep.

In the middle of the night the ship sinks rather suddenly and the lady finds herself floating in the ocean on a chest. As daylight breaks the next morning the lady hears this loud squawk behind her, "Aawwk, Lady! How's your Hole?"

The lady turns around to see the parrot floating on some debris and she replies, "Aah, Shut Up!"

The parrot says, "Aawwk, Mine too! Must be the salt water!"
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If sex was sold in a grocery store

Người đăng: Unknown

* Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping coupons.

* Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls."

* If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8

* There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on Aisle 10.

* Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning.

* Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating."

* Same with "Buy One, Get One Free."

* No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award.

* Paper or Plastic or Rubber?

* Some men would still be in the Express Lane
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Farmer Jones

Người đăng: Unknown

Farmer Jones lived with his tame bear in the remote country with only dirt access roads.

His tame bear had been naughty that day so he put him in the barn and said "you stay here until you learn how to behave yourself".

Shortly afterwards it began to rain.

About an hour later a traveling salesman got stuck in the mud and asked the Farmer for a place to stay.The Farmer told him he didn't have room in the house, however he could stay in the barn.He told the salesman there were no lights in the barn and his tame bear was in the barn.
The Farmer said the bear would not bother him.

The salesman went to the barn.

Later, another traveling salesman got stuck in the mud and the Farmer told him about the barn, no lights and the tame bear.

Salesmen left for barn.

One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer.

He told her about the barn and mentioned the two traveling salesmen (he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot to mention the bear).

The woman said I can take care of myself and left for the barn.

Two hours later the Farmer was awakened by heavy knocking at the door.

When he opened the door ,the woman was standing there with her clothes torn and rumpled.

The Farmer said : Good heavens what happened to you?

The woman replied : I give up on human nature, the first guy gave me forty dollars,t he second guy gave me fifty dollars, but that cheap b*stard in the fur coat never even said thanks.
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English Adult Story - Chudai in Punjab

Người đăng: Unknown

Disha was a gorgeous gal of 1st year in collage just living next to my house, she was fair as milk, quite tall with juicy lips, boobs and thighs. One day disha came to my house at around 10.30 am, at that time no one was in the house as all had gone off to office and were not expected by 6.30 pm. It was my off day.. She came dressed in her usual jeans & shirt that had buttons in the front, and was looking quite pretty as usual. So that day i was feeling quite hot and was despo for sex.. She came and stood before me as i was sitting on my bed and after some casual talking she asked “can you spare me some money???

“how much” i asked

“500/-.as i want to go to picnic being arranged by collage along with my friends” she said.

“see disha you know i am about to get married, but am still a virgin so i want to experience sex before i get married, and as i like you, so i wish to have it with you as you are a virgin too. This will be a new experience for you too, but don’t worry for no one out will come to know about this. Moreover i’ll use condom so you’ll be safe too.” I said.
“if u agree then i’ll pay u 700/- in place of 500/-“i added.

She said nothing just stood still and calm before me. I thought of taking a chance and placed my hands on her waist which she didn’t resist, so i became more brave and pulled her towards me. Now she was stood just few inches from me now i locked my legs behind her legs and kept my hands on her waist only. Now i kept my left hand on her waist and started to move my right hand over her body starting from her ass slowly moved it upward. She kept looking at me with a serious look in her eyes. I let my hand wander from her back and brought it in front and placed it lightly on her left boob over her clothes. She now shuddered and gasped slightly. I kept my hand on her boob and pressed it lightly, now she closed her eyes and opened her mouth as if moaning. Her hands were till now by her side. Now it was high time and i planned to nude her and open her shirt so i asked isha does these buttons open ur shirt”

“yesssss…” was all she cloud reply in her low husky voice. Now i freed my hands and took her hands on mine and placed them on my shoulder, now i reached for the buttons on her shirt and started to unbutton one by one, she clutched at my t-shirt on my shoulder and dug her pretty nails. Now her shirt was fully open and i could see her small boobs encased in a black bra. I let her hands fall from my shoulder and slid her shirt off her shoulder and let it fall on the ground. She let out a deep sigh. Now i let my hands play on her bare belly and back and play around, she moaned and placed her hands on my shoulder all by herself now as i reached for her bra hook behind her back and unclasped it. She let out a moan again as her bra straps came free. Now i reached for her straps and slid it off her shoulder and again let it fall on the ground as it joined her shirt

Now it left her cute boobs and nipples un-guarded against my drooling lips and tongue
I decided to go for her nipples first and taste them. So now i pulled her closer and as i placed my right hand on her left boob and feel it harden, i let my tongue go crazy on her right nipple and lick it slowly at first, the mere touch of my tongue on her nipple made her moan loudly and she just grasped at my hairs with her hand and now i started to suck and bite her nipples as i squeezed her other boob painfully with my hard hand. Then i switched my position of my hand and mouth as i shifted my mouth to the other nipple and boob and started the same sucking and biting and licking her tits. She now went crazy as she pressed my head on her breast and cried “plzz dontttttttt stopppp mmmmm ohhhhh.” She threw up her head as i went on sucking at her now hard tits. When i left her boobs to denude her more i saw that her tits were red and glistening with the saliva from my mouth and had my teeth marks on them.

Then i shifted my attention to her jeans and un-buttoned it and then un-zipped it and let it slid on her floor to join her other clothes leaving her silky and milky legs bare for me to cherish upon. Now i stood up and picked her up and placed her lightly down on the bed and made her lie down fully on the bed, she was now just dressed in her panty and had her slim payals (anklets) on her bare legs. She kept looking at me with serious eyes. I decided to feast myself on her sexy legs and i also got on the bed and placed my now hot lips on her legs, she cluched on to the bed sheet as i kissed her toes and slowly moved up her legs kissing and licking her legs, now she grabbed the iron rod on the bed and arched up as her tits elated a feast for a hungry lips i went on kissing licking and biting her hot thighs, she moaned huskily from time to time. Now it was the time to explore her hidden treasure so i slowly slid off her panty off her waist and down her silky legs and threw it among her other clothes.

I now spread her pretty slim legs and went down between to taste her clit, i slowly parted the bush of hairs and placed my lips on the hole, she just went crazy and tightened her thighs around my head, now i slowly parted the lips of her cunt and shoved my tongue inside and started to lick and suck her clit, she went mad and cried out loud “ohhhhhhhhh mmmmmm. Godddddddddd.” Now i was licking at her clit in abandon and she reached for my hairs and pushed down my head further down her cunt as she placed her hot thighs on my shoulder i grabbed at her waist to keep her steady as she was thrashing wildly on the bed and gasping as she came in my mouth and her liquid flew from her cunt. I lifted my self from between her legs and stood up on the bed to open my clothes, as i opened my clothes i saw her looking at me with glazed eyes after her first ever orgasm. I became nude with my cock erect and rock hard.

I took a condom unwrapped it over my hot rod and again went down over her to feast on her nipples once again. After much sucking at her tits and she grasping for my hairs i decided to taste her lips as they looked wet and lovely so i went over her lips and placed mine over hers, they were warm and soft, i took her lower lips in mine and sucked and lick her lips till she started to respond and open her mouth, once open i slid in my tongue and sucked her tongue as she sucked on to mine. I let my tongue lick her lips, her nape as my hands played on her cheeks and her silky mane as she gasped for air now and then as my lips sealed hers and lick and bit her neck and then i placed my lips on her naked shoulder and kissed her silky shoulder and bit it as she embraced me around my neck as she licked and bit on my earlobes moaning and crooning. I told her “disha now is the time that i turn you to a real woman.”

I spread her legs and went between them as she looked seriously. As i lay on top of her she brought her arms around my neck and i adjusted my rod in front of her cunt hole and i kissed her once on her lips caressed her tits

“disha this will pain a bit, hold on then later you’ll enjoy the ride” i told her as i pushed myself and the rod up her unguarded cunt.

As my half of cock went inside, she bit her lips and moaned loud “ohhhhhhhhhhh godddddddd noooooooooo plzzzzzzz, i caressed her hairs and i pulled out till the tip, her cunt clung to my rod, i pulled out just leaving the tip inside and pushed hard this time, it felt as if i reached a this membrane, she cried out loudly “noooooooooooooooo” and dug nails at my back painfully, sweat came on her neck and forehead, i licked her neck and forehead and cleaned her sweat caressed her boobs and pushed again. She screamed loud “ohhhhhhhhhhhh goddddddddddddddd pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee donttttttttt” .

I sealed her lips with mine and pulled out my rod and started to fuck her slowly. She gasped and moaned loud as she scratched my back with her nails. I slowly got her moving with my rhythm and she just moaned and started to enjoy it now. She grasped at my hair and as i licked her neck and bit it and time to time caressed and kissed her nipples, she wrapped her legs around my back, locking her heels around my back. Now the look on her face full of lust and the heat of her thighs around my back and the nails scratches of her sexy nails made me go mad as i started to pump her hard as she moaned more loudly and thrashed under me but she held on to me pulling me deeper in her by her arms and legs around me “ohhh mmm more, faster plssssss” i felt that she was about to come for she now gripped her legs around my back more tightly and dug her nails in my back more hard, her payals raised a sexy tinkling sound with each of my stroke. I whispered in her ear “honey i m about to come are u enjoying” she just managed

“yesssssss” amidst her gasp and moan and groan. I came in her and fell on top of her as i pushed my final strokes to milk my cock she came to as she screamed loudly and arched her back and i set my lips on her tits biting and sucking at her nipples. Later i withdrew myself kissed her on her lips and forehead, disposed my condom but she lay on my bed dazed from the wild sex. She looked so hot that i got erect soon, i again took a condom and wrapped it around my penis as i started to kiss her again i asked her “what bout some more”. She smiled and said “yes” then i spread her silky legs and took them up my shoulder, then i kissed them from her toes once again, licking and kissing, she held on to the side of the beds and moaned

I now pushed my rod up her cunt in a single stroke and she gasped and moaned and now i rammed her hard and rough she held on the bed as she moved with my stroke. She locked her heels around my neck, the sexy sound of her payals now beside my ears turned me on more and more, as i banged her harder and faster mercilessly…as she moaned louder and louder. Soon we came again. I fell on top of her kissed her hard on her mouth and sucked her lips and tongue and nipples. Later we got up washed together and i paid her the money. Later she got fucked by me many times sometimes for money and sometimes just like that as she enjoyed being fucked by me as i loved ramming her...
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HUSBANDS FOR SALE ! !

Người đăng: Unknown

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth :):):):):). ...
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अंकल ने मजा किया

Người đăng: Unknown

ये कहानी आज से करीब साल पुरानी है। ये स्टोरी मेरे अंकल की है, जो कि मेरे घर के पास ही रहते थे। मेरी उमर २३ और अंकल की उमर ३३ है। वो मेरे रियल अंकल नहीं थे सिर्फ़ मेरी फ़ैमिली को जानते थे इसलिये मैं उन्हे अंकल कहता था। हम एक दोस्त की तरह थे। हम एक साथ बी ऍफ़ देखते थे। उनका घर और हमारा घर एक ही दीवार से बना हुआ था। मेरा रूम, अंकल के रूम के ठीक बगल वाला था। उनके और मेरे रूम के बीच एक खिड़की थी। अंकल एक गर्ल्स स्कूल टीचर थे। उनके पास कई गर्ल्स टूशन के लिये आती थी। उनके पास - लड़कियां आती थी, उनमे से एक लड़की, नेहा थी। जो कि बहुत दूर से टूशन के लिये आती थी। एक दिन तेज बारिश हो रही थी सब लड़कियां अपने-अपने घर चली गईं। नेहा भी उनके साथ घर जाने के लिये निकली, पर बारिश बहुत हो रही थी इस लिये वो बापस घर में गई उसके कपड़े पूरी तरह भीग गये थे। उसे देख कर अंकल ने कहा कि बारिश रुकने के बाद चली जाना। उसने कहा ठीक है।

फिर अंकल ने उससे कहा कि तुम कपड़े चेंज कर लो। पर अंकल के पास उसके साइज़ के लड़कियों के कपड़े नहीं थे। तो अंकल ने उसे अपनी लुंगी दी और कहा कि "लुंगी को लपेट लो और मैं चाय बना लाता हूं। और अंकल किचन में चले गये। नेहा कमरे में टीवी देख रही थी। उसने लुंगी के नीचे कुछ नही पहना था। वो एकदम नंगी थी। उसके छोटे-छोटे 'दूध' लुंगी के ऊपेर से साफ़ दिख रहे थे। टीवी पर 'ऐड्स ' के बारे में जानकारी रही थी। नेहा ने ये सब पहले नहीं देखा था वो ये सब ध्यान से देखने लगी थी और उसे जोश आने लगा था वो अपने दूधों को हाथ से सहलाने लगी। इतने में अंकल चाय लेके गये।

उन्होने नेहा को देखा तो उनका " लम्बा लंड तनकर लोहे की रोड की तरह कड़ा हो गया। और लुंगी से बाहर निकलने की कोशिश करने लगा तो अंकल ने लुंगी के अंदर से ही अपनी चड्ढी उतार दी तो उनका लंड से उनकी लुंगी टेंट की तरह तन गई वो चाय लेके नेहा की तरफ़ गये तो नेहा ने पूछा सर आपकी लुंगी को क्या हो गया है। तो अंकल ने कहा कुछ नहीं। किसी को कम कपड़े में देखने पर ऐसा हो जाता है। ये कहते हुए अंकल ने उसकी लुंगी खींच दी और वो पूरी नंगी हो गई उसने कहा ये क्या कर रहे हो सर। कुछ नहीं वही जो तुम अभी कर रही थी। और अगर किसी से कहा तो एकज़ाम में फ़ैल कर दूंगा। तो वो डर गई और चुप हो गई।

अंकल उसके दूध दबाने लगे अब उसे थोड़ा- कुछ हो रहा था। वो सिसकारियां लेने लगी थी और अंकल का लंड अपने हाथ से पकड़ के सहला रही थी। अंकल उसकी चूत पे हाथ घुमा रहे थे। फिर उसकी चूत चाटने लगे उसके मुंह से आह्हह्हह्हह्हह्हह्ह इस्सस्सस्सस्सस्सस म्माज़्ज़ज़्ज़ज़्ज़ाआअ आआयययस जैसी अजीब सी आवाजें रही थी। अब अंकल ने उससे कहा कि वो उनका लंड अपने मुंह में लेके चूसे तो वो मना करने लगी। तब अंकल ने उसके बाल पकड़े और उसे नीचे बैठा दिया और अपना लंड उसके मुंह मुंह में घुसा दिया और अपनी कमर को धीरे से झटका देने लगे। और अपना '' लंड उसके मुंह में डाल दिया। वो अंकल के लंड को चाटने लगी। अब दोनो ६९ की पोजिशन में हो गये। अब नेहा को मजा आने लगा था और वो लंड को जोर जोर से मुंह में अन्दर बाहर करने लगी। अंकल उसकी चूत में अपनी उंगली डाल कर हिला रहे थे। १५ मिनट बाद अंकल ने अपना पानी उसके मुंह में निकाल दिया। तो नेहा ने उल्टी कर दी। और कहा कि आपने अपना लंड, मेरी चूत में तो डाला ही नहीं। अब मुझे मज़ा कैसे आयेगा। क्योंकि अब अंकल का लंड खड़ा नहीं हो रहा था। तो अंकल ने कहा तू परेशान मत हो मैं अभी आया। कह कर वो कपड़े पहन के मेरे पास आये। और मुझे सब कुछ बता दिया।

मैं चलने के लिये तैयार हो गया। मैं उनके घर पहुंचा। तो मैने नेहा को नंगा देखा तो मेरा लंड तुरन्त लोहे की तरह हो गया मैने अपने कपड़े उतार दिये और अपना " का लंड उसके मुंह में देने लगा तो वो कहने लगी कि तुम भी सर की तरह अपना पानी मेरे मुंह में तो नहीं निकालोगे? मैने कहा नहीं निकालूँगा तो वो मेरा लंड चाटने लगी मेरे लंड की टोपी एकदम लाल हो गई मैने अपना लंड उसके मुंह से निकाला और उसे बेड पर पटक दिया। उसकी दोनो टांगों को फ़ैला कर उसके पैरों के बीच में गया और अपना लंड उसकी चूत पर रख कर धक्का मारने लगा पर लंड चूत में अंदर नहीं जा रहा था।

मैने अंकल से कहा थोड़ा तेल लेकर आओ। वो तेल लेके आये तो मैने अपना पूरा लंड तेल से तर कर लिया और उसकी चूत को भी नहला दिया। मैं अपना लंड चूत पर रख के रगड़ने लगा तभी अंकल ने पीछे से जोरदार धक्का दिया तो मेरा पूरा " का लंड एक ही बार में नेहा की कुंवारी चूत में घुस गया। नेहा बहुत जोर से चिल्लाई आऐइएएएईस्सस्स तो मैने लंड बाहर निकाल कर एक जोरदार झटका मारा और दोबारा पूरा लंड चूत में डाल कर चोदने लगा। नेहा भी नीचे से उछल- कर चुदवा रही थी। उसकी चूत खून से तर हो गई थी। वो उस दिन बार झड़ी थी
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हेल्लो दोस्तो, मैं राजवीर एक बार फिर से हाजिर हूँ एक नई दास्ताँ लेकर ! मैंने कई कहानियाँ लिखी, कई सारे मेल आये। कुछ कहते हैं झूठ है, कुछ कहते हैं सच है। हुआ मेरे साथ है, मुझे पता है जिसको लगता है कि झूठ है तो पढ़ो और मजे लो। जिसको लगता है सच है वो तो मजे लेगा ही। लेकिन जो लिखता हूँ वो सब सच है। तो ऐसे ही मेरे शहर की एक लड़की मेरे कहानियों से खुश होकर मुझे मेल किया और कहा- मुझे आपसे दोस्ती करनी है।


मैंने जब उसके बारे में पूछा तो उसने बस अपना नाम बताया, उम्र भी नहीं बताई और कहा- बाद में बता दूँगी।
 
मेरे बारे में सब पूछा।
 
अब वो मेरे समय पर, जब मैं ऑनलाइन रहता, तब ही वो आती और मेरे से बात करती।
उसने बताया कि वो अपने माँ बाप की एकलौती बेटी है, उसके पापा रोहन 40 साल के और माँ दिव्या 38 साल की।
 
मैंने अंदाजा लगा लिया कि इसकी भी उम्र 20 से कम होगी, उसका नाम सोनिया था। सोनिया दसवीं कक्षा में पढ़ती थी। धीरे धीरे हमारी बात बढ़ने लगी, अब उसने अपना नंबर मुझे दे दिया और मेरा नंबर ले लिया। अब वो जब भी फ्री होती थी तब मेरे से बात करती थी। उसने मुझे बताया कि मेरे घर में कोई कुछ नहीं बोलता चाहे कुछ भी करूँ। हम काफी अमीर हैं, घर में नौकर-चाकर हैं। हम खूब बातें करने लगे। रात दिन सुबह 5 बजे से रात के एक-दो बजे तक।
सोनिया कहने लगी कि मुझे न नींद आती है, न भूख लगती है, न कहीं मन लगता है।
शायद उसको मुझसे प्यार हो गया था।
 
एक दिन कह ही दिया उसने मुझे- आई लव यू !
वो मेरे बारे में सारा जानती थी लेकिन मैं उसके बारे में कुछ नहीं जानता था इसलिए मैंने उससे कहा- मैं तुम्हारे बारे में कुछ नहीं जाता, फिर तुम्हें कैसे जवाब दे सकता हूँ।
उसके कहा- ठीक है, कोई नहीं, जब मिलोगे तब बता देना।
दो महीने में हम एक दूसरे के करीब आ गए। वो मेरा खूब ख्याल रखती थी, खाना खाया या नहीं, अपना ध्यान रखो, और भी बहुत कुछ !
मुझे भी अब लग रहा था कि मुझे उससे प्यार हो गया है, मैंने भी उसे प्यार का इजहार कर दिया, उसने भी हाँ कर दी। हमने एक दूसरे को अभी तक देखा नहीं है। अब हम थोड़ी थोड़ी सेक्स की बातें करने लगे। जैसे एक दिन की बात है:
सोनिया- तुम्हारा कितना बड़ा है।
मैं- मिलोगी तो अपने आप देख लेना।
सोनिया- फिर भी बता दो।
मैं- छः इंच
मैं- तुम्हारी चूची कितनी बड़ी हैं?
सोनिया- छोटी हैं, बड़ी नहीं है, निम्बू जैसी।
मैं- चूत कैसी है? बाल है वहाँ पे?
सोनिया- कसी हुई, बाल नहीं है।
सोनिया- तुम मुट्ठ मारते हो?
मैं- कभी कभी जब ज्यादा मन करता है और कोई नहीं होती।
मैं- और तुम उंगली करती हो?
सोनिया- नहीं, लेकिन रब करती हूँ कभी कभी।
मैं- मेरा लोगी?
सोनिया- हाँ जरूर ! तीनों छेदों में ! लेकिन प्यार से डालना। अभी कच्ची कलि हूँ, कुंवारी हूँ, कहीं जान न निकल जाये।
मैं- जानू, तुम तो मेरी जान हो, तुम्हारी जान कैसे निकालूँगा मैं !
उसकी सहेली भी काफी अमीर थी। मैं उसके घर गया और घंटी बजाई, उसकी नौकरानी ने दरवाजा खोला। उसकी नौकरानी करीब 25 साल की होगी। मोटे मोटे चूचे, मस्त गांड।
मैंने सोचा कि नौकरानी इतनी मस्त है तो मालकिन कैसी होगी।
उसकी नौकरानी ने मुझे अंदर बुलाया और बैठाया और कहा- छोटी मालकिन अभी आ रही हैं।
और वो मुझे बार बार घूर कर देख रही थी।
तभी दो लड़कियों के हंसने की आवाज आई। वो दोनों सीढ़ियों से आ रही थी। उसकी सहेली का नाम नेहा था, दोनों आई, एक ही उम्र 18 की होंगी।
एक ने कहा- पहचानो कौन है वो जो आपके सपनों में आती है?
वो मुस्कुरा रही थी और कभी मुझे और कभी दूसरी को देखती।
मैंने कहा- मेरे सपनों में जो आती है आज तो वो चुपचाप खड़ी है, बोल भी नहीं रही।
तभी सोनिया बोली- मैं बस देख रही थी कि तुम मुझे पहचानते हो या नहीं।
फिर नेहा सोनिया के कान में कुछ बोली और नौकरानी को जाने को बोल कर कहने लगी- मुझे कुछ काम है, मैं बाहर जा रही हूँ, 2-3 घंटे लगेंगे।
वो चली गई।
सोनिया आज क़यामत लग रही थी, लहंगा-चोली पहन रखी थी उसने, मानो ऐसा लग रहा था जैसी किसी पार्टी में जा रही हो।
वो मेरे साथ बैठ गई और बातें करने लगे। उसने अपनी उम्र 18 साल बताई। मैंने उससे कहा- यार तुम मेरे से 2 साल छोटी हो।
सोनिया ने कहा- प्यार उम्र नहीं देखता। मैं इसलिए मिलने से मना कर रही थी लेकिन तुम ही जिद कर रहे थे। अब तुम मेरे से प्यार करो या मत करो लेकिन मैं तुमसे ही प्यार करती रहूँगी।
इतना कहते ही उसने अपने होंठ मेरे होंठों से लगा दिए और चुम्बन करने लगी। मैं इसके लिए तैयार नहीं था लेकिन थोड़ी देर में मुझे भी मजा आने लगा और मैं भी साथ देने लगा था पर मैं यह सब अभी नहीं करना चाहता था, मैं उससे प्यार करने लगा था, सेक्स के बारे में तो कभी सोचा ही नहीं। मैंने उससे प्यार किया था उसके बदन से नहीं !
 
जबकि उस समय वो ऐसी लग रही थी मानो स्वर्ग से आई हो, किसी की भी नीयत उस वक्त ख़राब हो सकती थी उस पे। मैंने उसे रोकना चाहा, उसे अपने से अलग किया और कहा- यह ठीक नहीं है।
इतना सुनते ही उसने मेरा हाथ पकड़ा और कमरे में ले गई और कमरा बंद किया, मुझे बिस्तर पर धक्का दिया, बिस्तर फूलों से सजाया हुआ था और अपने कपड़े उतारने लगी और थोड़ी ही देर में नंगी हो गई, आकर मेरे से चिपक गई, बेहिसाब चूमने लगी।
आखिर मैं भी इंसान हूँ, कब तक सब्र करता, मेरा भी सब्र का बाँध टूट गया, मैं भी अब उसका साथ देने लगा।
उसने मेरे सारे कपड़े उतार दिए, मैं भी उसके सामने बिल्कुल नंगा था, मैं उसकी चूची चूस रहा था जो सच में निम्बू जैसी ही थी, कभी दाईं चूची, कभी बायीं चूची।
मैं धीरे धीरे नीचे आया जहाँ चूत होती है और चूत चाटने लगा। एकदम साफ़ और गुलाबी चूत जिस पर एक भी बाल नहीं था। सोनिया सिसकारियाँ ले रही थी, मुझे भी मजा आ रहा था।इसी बीच सोनिया झर गई। अब मेरे लंड को पास से देखते ही बोली- यार, ये क्या मेरे में चला जायेगा/
मैंने कहा- मुँह में डाल कर दखो, अगर मुँह में चला जायेगा तो चूत में भी चला जायेगा।
इतना कहने पर वो मेरा लंड मुँह में लेकर चूसने लगी। कभी मुँह में रख कर टाफी की तरफ चूसती तो कभी आगे पीछे करके चूसती, तो कभी गोलियों को चूसती। मुझे खूब मजा आ रहा था, मैं झरने वाला था, उससे पूछा- कहाँ लोगी मेरा माल? मुँह में या बदन पे?
उसने कहा- स्वाद तो ले के देखने दो कि कैसा लगता है।
और मेरा पूरा माल अंदर ले गई। वो बाहर गई और रसोई से दो बीअर ले आई। दोनों ने बैठ कर बीयर पी, उसने आधी बोतल, मैंने डेढ़ बोतल।
दोनों को हल्का सा सरूर छा गया, हम एक दूसरे को चूमने लगे।
मैं फिर उसकी चूत चाटने लगा, कुछ देर बाद वो मेरा लंड चूसने लगी।
अब उसने कहा- अब नहीं रहा जाता, डाल दो अपना सांप मेरे बिल में !
मैंने थोड़ा तेल लगाया अपने लंड पर और उसकी चूत में !
 
एक-दो बार धक्के दिए, पर अंदर नहीं गया। उसकी चूत उम्र के हिसाब से कसी थी। फिर मैंने उसे जोर से पकड़ कर एक धक्का दिया, आधा लंड अंदर चला गया।
वो बहुत तेज चिल्लाई, उसकी चूत से खून की धारा बहने लगी और आँखों से आँसुओं की धारा !
मैंने अपना हाथ उसके मुँह पर रख दिया और उसे चूमने लगा, उसकी चूची चूसने लगा, सहलाने लगा।
जब थोड़ा आराम हुआ तो मैंने एक और धक्का दिया और पूरा सांप बिल में ! पूरा लंड उसकी चूत में डाल दिया, उसकी सांस एकदम रुक सी गई।
मैंने अपने होंठ उसके होंठों पर रखे और चूमने लगा। कुछ देर बाद वो नीचे से गांड हिलाने लगी तब मैंने भी उसका साथ देना शुरू किया और आगे-पीछे होने लगा।
फिर 15 मिनट तक लंड और चूत की लड़ाई होती रही और चूत लंड के सामने पानी पानी हो गई और लंड ने एक बौछार चूत में फेंक दी और चूत उसकी दीवानी हो गई।
हम दोनों आराम से पड़े हुए थे, सोनिया उठी और बिस्तर और अपने आप को देख कर घबरा गई। उसकी गांड-चूत खून से सनी हुई थी और बिस्तर भी।
मैंने उसे बताया- पहली बार होता है, बाद में सब ठीक हो जाता है।
उसे चलने में दिक्कत हो रही थी। फिर हम नहाये, कपड़े पहने और बाहर गए, होटल में खाना खाया, मूवी देखी, खूब घूमे और फिर आ गए वही चोदा-चादी का खेल खेलने।
तब नेहा घर पर ही आ चुकी थी, हमारी सारी आवाजे उसको सुनाई दे रही थी।
उसके बाद हमें जब भी मौका मिला, मजे किये, गांड-चूत में हमने ऐसी कोई जगह नहीं जहाँ हमने एक दूसरे को छोड़ा हो। उसको सेक्स का भूत सवार हो गया था, हफ्ते में दो बार उसको सेक्स करना ही है और वो भी मेरे साथ, कहती है किसी का ख्याल मैं आज तक अपने दिल में नहीं लाई।
वो मुझ से सच में प्यार करने लगी थी उसकी कोई सेक्स की भूख नहीं थी, सेक्स तो शरीर की जरुरत है।
मैं उसे कहता- प्यार सेक्स से बड़ी चीज है, प्यार जिंदगी भर क्या, सदियों का होता है और सेक्स दो पल का मजा।
मैं भी उसे बहुत प्यार करता था लेकिन एक दिन उसका एक्सीडेंट हो गया और वो मुझे छोड़ कर चली गई।
लेकिन उसकी याद अभी भी मेरे दिल में बसी हुई है।
 
 
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